Alluring Allies

Patrol Expansion – History – Episodes – Characters

Alluring Allies Secret Kickstarter

Adamtheimpaler Presents is excited to announce our acquisition of Uncle Slasher’s Alluring Allies Characters with our Alluring Allies Secret Kickstarter, which will bring 36 new variants of the original Patrol: A Coloring Card Game, as well as some new products including trading cards, comic book, custom dice, and Uncle Slasher’s original Alluring Allies guidebook.

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Patrol: Alluring Allies

Patrol: Alluring Allies is the new cosmetic expansion to the award winning card game Patrol: A Coloring Card Game. Part of Patrol: A Coloring Card Game’s intent was to deliver a collectible card game while also removing random boosters, card rarity, and what I considered a pay to win/cool mentality. In Patrol, each player is given the same deck and the ability to create their own versions by adding additional colors and abilities to the main set. Patrol: Alluring Allies is meant to take this idea a step further by offering cosmetic updates to the card art, card name, flavor text, and ability name. However, Patrol: Alluring Allies still uses the same abilities as the main set, meaning the cards can be in any standard Patrol deck. This limited run expansion, and future limited run expansion, will offer the rarity and uniqueness found in other collectible card games while keeping the core of the game.

For more information and rulebook on Patrol: A Coloring Card Game.

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The History of Uncle Slasher and the Alluring Allies

The origins of Alluring Allies are tangled in a web of bizarre twists, urban legends, and the unsettling presence of one man: Uncle Slasher, a name synonymous with cheap, gas station Halloween costumes in the late 70s and early 80s. Uncle Slasher wasn’t just any costume maker—his screen-printed plastic masks and ponchos were so low-budget and gaudy that they became cult icons in their own right. It wasn’t until a documentary crew stumbled upon his costume empire that the legend truly began.

In 1983, a ragtag documentary crew tracked down Uncle Slasher with the promise of chronicling his life and his peculiar approach to Halloween. This led to what some describe as a surreal, chaotic experience, akin to a fever dream—or more recently, comparisons have been made to the strange saga of Tiger King. According to what remains of the documentary footage, Uncle Slasher was a mercurial figure, alternating between an affable salesman and a deranged creator obsessed with his monstrous costumes. The found footage—mainly showcasing his haphazard costume-making process—also contained bizarre, unexplainable clips: eerie figures, strange rituals, and ominous moments that defy explanation.

Then, both Uncle Slasher and the documentary crew vanished without a trace, sparking countless conspiracy theories. Was it foul play? A publicity stunt gone wrong? Or something far darker? The unfinished documentary, which became a cult hit, left more questions than answers. Declared dead by authorities, Uncle Slasher’s estate passed into the hands of his nephew, who hastily sold the rights to his uncle’s brand. This unexpected turn paved the way for a movie deal, and thus began the production of the first Alluring Allies movie.

But the story doesn’t end there. At the movie premiere, as excited fans filled the theater, Uncle Slasher himself appeared—years after his supposed disappearance. Rumors flew that it was a mere marketing ploy, but others weren’t so sure. With wild eyes and a sense of vengeance, Slasher demanded royalties and threatened a studio executive in a confrontation that nearly turned deadly. Security intervened, but the incident only added to the mystique surrounding the man and the franchise. The movie, which was already garnering attention for its eerie tone, became a massive hit. The studio, seeing potential in the madness, decided it was better to work with Uncle Slasher than risk any further “mishaps.”

As the movie soared in popularity, the studio greenlit a Saturday morning cartoon to keep the momentum going. That’s when things got even stranger. Alluring Allies was envisioned as a lighthearted, monster-themed show for kids—but working on the cartoon with Uncle Slasher was anything but easy. Slasher insisted on being heavily involved in every step of the process, showing up at the studio at odd hours and making demands no one had the guts to refuse. Animators would arrive to find their desks rearranged or scenes changed overnight, with no explanation other than “Slasher was here.” He had a knack for creating just the right amount of chaos to keep everyone on edge.

Former animators recall how he would wander into the writers’ room unannounced, tossing around “suggestions” that were less about story structure and more about unsettling the team. There were constant whispers of strange happenings—lights flickering, missing animation cells, and equipment mysteriously breaking down. One writer swears that Uncle Slasher would talk to the characters as if they were real, giving them advice on how to behave. And yet, through all the madness, the show kept kept moving forward. The creative team—caught between Slasher’s unpredictable involvement and the studio’s demands—pushed forward until the studio suddenly canceled the show.

Some say Slasher had a supernatural influence over the production. Others claim it was all just part of his warped sense of humor. No one quite knows what happened to Uncle Slasher after the cartoon wrapped, but the remnants of the show remains a haunted testament to his peculiar genius—and to the strange, terrifying legend that still surrounds him today.

Uncle Slasher’s Timeline of Events

  • Late 1970s Uncle Slasher begins making cheap, gas station Halloween costumes. Several gas station attendants, including Mark Fields and Joan Hamilton, go missing after taking inventory of his costume shipments.
  • 1979 Daryl Simmons, a delivery driver for Uncle Slasher’s supplies, is reported missing after delivering a shipment of plastic masks. His truck is found abandoned.
  • Early 1980s Uncle Slasher’s costumes gain a cult following. Rumors circulate about Chris Bowman, a teenager last seen wearing one of Slasher’s masks before disappearing at a Halloween party.
  • 1982 Paul Davison, a costume designer who worked with Uncle Slasher briefly, vanishes after complaining about strange occurrences at Slasher’s workshop.
  • 1983 A documentary crew tracks down Uncle Slasher to film his life and costume-making process. During filming, Lisa Carter, the documentary’s sound technician, goes missing. The crew continues filming, despite growing unease.
  • 1983 Uncle Slasher and the remaining documentary crew—director Tony Peterson, producer Ellie Shaw, and cameraman Victor Hall—vanish without a trace.
  • 1984 The unfinished documentary is discovered and released, becoming a cult hit. Steven Moore, the editor who worked on assembling the footage, mysteriously disappears shortly after its release.
  • 1985 Tina Roberts, a fan of the documentary, vanishes after telling friends she was going to investigate Uncle Slasher’s last known whereabouts.
  • Late 1980s Uncle Slasher is declared dead. Dale Henderson, a private investigator hired by Slasher’s nephew to confirm the death, disappears during his investigation.
  • 1990 The Alluring Allies movie is greenlit. During production, Jeff Stone, an animator, goes missing after reporting strange occurrences in the animation studio.
  • 1991 Uncle Slasher reappears at the movie premiere, demanding royalties and attacking Michael Kline, the studio executive. Kline later leaves the industry under mysterious circumstances.
  • 1991 Rachel Greene, a production assistant on the Alluring Allies movie, vanishes after an encounter with Uncle Slasher backstage at the premiere.
  • 1992 The Alluring Allies cartoon airs. Evan Smith, one of the animators, disappears after complaining about equipment malfunctions and voices being heard during recordings.
  • 1992 Frank Davis, a writer on the show, mysteriously vanishes mid-production after claiming Uncle Slasher was “talking to the characters.”
  • 1993 Sandra Welch, a voice actress for one of the characters, disappears under strange circumstances, fueling rumors that Uncle Slasher is involved.
  • 1993 Jake Nelson, a janitor at the animation studio, vanishes after a late-night shift cleaning the Alluring Allies set.
  • 1994 The Alluring Allies series wraps up, but Tommy Fields, a fan attending the final wrap party, mysteriously vanishes. The show is cancel shortly after.
  • 1994 Uncle Slasher disappears once again, this time for good. Natalie Holmes, a journalist covering his disappearance, is never seen again after visiting the original gas station where Slasher’s costumes were sold.
  • 2024 Adamtheimpaler acquires the rights to Alluring Allies at a Flea Market.

Episodes of Alluring Allies the Cartoon Show.

Ah, welcome, welcome… Step right up, ghouls and boils, and feast your eyes on the greatest collection of episodic nightmares you’ll ever have the pleasure to watch… and survive! This here Episode Guide ain’t just any ol’ rundown of monstrous mischief—oh no, no. It’s your front-row seat to the strange, the terrifying, and the delightfully absurd adventures of the Alluring Allies!

Now, you might think you know horror, but trust me, kiddo, you’ve never seen monsters like these. From Dracula’s… let’s call it, unique leadership, to the Cool Kids wreaking havoc wherever they go, these fiendish folks aren’t just fighting humans—they’re fighting each other, and sometimes, their own miserable existences! You’ll laugh, you’ll scream, and you might just lose your head… if you’re lucky.

But let me tell ya, it’s not all fun and games. Some of these episodes really dig deep into the old tombs of terror—turf wars with the humans, malfunctioning Hallowdecks that make nightmares reality, and my personal favorite… the yard sale from Hell! And oh, the feasts! The blood-soaked cook-offs, haunted airplanes, and island vacations that turn deadly faster than you can say trick-or-treat. Each episode builds on the next, leading to one showdown after another until you’re left begging for more… or is it mercy?

Across three seasons of fearsome fun, our Allies deal with ever-increasing human problems, deadly enemies, and more backstabbing than an impalement convention! By the time we get to the season finales, you’ll be dying to know who wins… or who survives. And remember, kids, just because the monsters are outnumbered doesn’t mean the humans have the upper hand…

And let’s not forget the comic tie-ins. Between Season 2 and Season 3, a very special comic book brings the Nerds center stage, as they dive into the mansion’s dark history and reveal how the Alluring Allies were first splintered into the human world. There’s time travel, ancient magic, and plenty of chaos as they hop through time, uncovering the secrets that set the stage for Season 3’s mind-bending twists. It’s a history lesson like no other!

So, come closer… but not too close… and enjoy the madness that is the Alluring Allies. It’s not just your nightmare. It’s everyone’s!

Heh, heh, heh…

The Alluring Allies Characters

  • Count Dracula – The Immortal Nosferatu
    Count Dracula “As the Leader of Alluring Allies, nothing is better than getting the team together for some scares.” Monster Type: Undead Vampire Background: Once a ruthless prince, feared for the sinister delight he took in impaling his enemies, Dracula’s lust for power led him to make a dark pact with ancient forces. Transformed into…Read more
  • Valeria – The Alluring Vampire Vixen
    Valeria “Ve let Dracula think he is the leader. Its easier this vay.” Monster Type: Undead Vampire Vixen Background: Valeria once lived as a noblewoman, admired for her beauty and ambition. But her vanity drew her into Dracula’s web, and under his fangs, she was turned into an immortal creature of the night. Now, as…Read more
  • Mirabelle – The Mermaid’s Malice
    Mirabelle “I will wear your starfish modesty stickers but I will not be wearing the pants.” Monster Type: Monster Sea Creature Background: Before humans ever told tales of mermaids, there was Mirabelle, the original sea siren. Guardian of the ocean depths, Mirabelle watched as the waves were polluted and defiled by humankind. Now, bitterness runs…Read more
  • Adam – The Creation of Frankenstein
    Adam “Now available with detachable and interchangeable body limbs.” Monster Type: Monster Frankenstein’s Monster Background: Pieced together from the dead and given life by forbidden science, Adam was born from ambition and lightning. But unlike others who are deemed “monsters,” Adam rejects the title. He sees himself as the pinnacle of human evolution—the ultimate being….Read more
  • GraveDigger – The Stalker of Secrets
    GraveDigger “There’s more than one way to dig a grave. That’s not a threat, by the way, it’s a comment on hole digging techniques.” Monster Type: Human Stalker Background: No one knows where GraveDigger came from, and perhaps no one should. He’s as old as the soil he walks on, an ancient force tied to…Read more
  • Sierra – The Drone Harbinger
    Sierra “I am only here to observe and collect data… At least for the immediate future.” Monster Type: Ghost Tech Ghost Background: Once a fearless investigative journalist, Sierra made her name by uncovering the secrets of corrupt tech corporations. But when she got too close to exposing one particularly evil conglomerate, her life came to…Read more
  • Lysandra – The Fiery Firefighter Phantom
    Lysandra “Isn’t fire just like the coolest thing ever?” Monster Type: Ghost Firefighter Background: Once a firefighter with an uncontrollable urge for flames, Lysandra lived for the thrill of setting fires and then swooping in to “save the day.” But her pyromaniac tendencies eventually caught up to her when a blaze she started grew beyond…Read more
  • Isabella – The Siren’s Song
    Isabella “There is an island where a song welcomes you to its beaches. Steer clear of that island or meet your demise.” Monster Type: Mythical Siren Background: As the second-in-command of The Cool Kids and reigning queen of mean, Isabella lives to stir the pot and dominate social circles. The daughter of the legendary mermaid…Read more
  • Siobhan – The Banshee’s Lament
    Siobhan “SORRY, SOMETIMES I HAVE TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.” Monster Type: Ghost Banshee Background: Once a beautiful Irish maiden, she lived a peaceful life—until betrayal led to her tragic death. Now, she walks the world as a banshee, her haunting cries an omen of doom for anyone unfortunate enough to cross her…Read more
  • Soraya – The Mystic Belly Dancer Djinn
    Soraya “Dude, no worries, I got like, everything you could wish for a party.” Monster Type: Mythical Belly Dancer Background: Soraya was once a mesmerizing belly dancer, known across kingdoms for her entrancing performances. But when she summoned an ancient djinn during one of her dances, she found herself bound to the magical world forever….Read more
  • Ciaran – The Dullahan’s Pursuit
    Ciaran “My eyes are down here.” Monster Type: Undead Headless Horseman Background: Once a coachman to a powerful lord, Ciaran lived a double life, secretly in love with the lord he served. But when the church discovered their forbidden affair, Ciaran was beheaded in a brutal execution, his body and soul forever cursed to roam…Read more
  • Elara – The Last Survivor
    Elara “You know, for a team full of monsters, you guys are kinda pathetic.” Monster Type: Human 80s Valley Girl Background: Once an ordinary girl, Elara’s life changed forever when she was hunted by monsters, forced to fight her way out of nightmare after nightmare. Prophesized to be the one who will ultimately save the…Read more
  • Lawrence – The Cursed Lycan
    Lawrence “I’m not getting off this couch for anything less than 3 Spooky Snacks.” Monster Type: Monster Werewolf Background: Familiar was Dracula’s most trusted and obedient companion, a fierce and loyal wolf who prowled the dark forests, always at his master’s side. As the oldest of Dracula’s allies, Familiar knew the mansion and its secrets…Read more
  • Faye – The Fairy’s Curse
    Faye “Embrace the moss and vine and I promise to only take a little bit of power from each of you.” Monster Type: Mythical Fairy Background: Once a graceful and carefree fairy, Faye’s world crumbled when she was cursed with a rose-shaped necklace, binding her in vines and draining her powers. The curse transformed her…Read more
  • Aria – The Air Hostess Haunt
    Aria “And if you look to your left, that’s the enemy team obliterating my teammates.” Monster Type: Ghost Air Hostess Background: Aria haunts the skies like a spectral guardian, forever tied to doomed flights destined to crash. But unlike other vengeful spirits, Aria’s mission is one of salvation—though it comes with a cruel twist. She…Read more
  • Dr. Trap – The Sinister Dentist
    Dr. Trap “I knew you would make it this far because I knew you knew that they knew that I was the real mastermind behind the killings.” Monster Type: Human Dentist Background: Dr. Trap doesn’t just set traps—he creates elaborate puzzles and deadly mazes designed to teach valuable life lessons to those who survive. He…Read more
  • The Critic – The Cannibal Connoisseur
    The Critic “I got everything for the big game. Betty’s Smoke Sausage, Josh’s 7 Layer Dip, Racks of Tyler’s Ribs.” Monster Type: Human Cannibal Background: With the friendly charm of a blue-collar dad and the appetite of a predator, The Critic may seem like your average, movie-quoting guy at first. But underneath that affable exterior…Read more
  • Nadia – The Bewitching Nightmare
    Nadia “You. You are mine now.” Monster Type: Human Nurse Background: Don’t be fooled by Nadia’s caring demeanor—this demon nurse is anything but a healer. Under the guise of caring for her patients, Nadia secretly preys on the sick and vulnerable, slowly draining their life force before claiming their hearts for her collection. She’s as…Read more
  • The Lifeguard – The Lifeguard of Bloodlake
    The Lifeguard “How long do you think you can hold your breath for?” Monster Type: Undead Lifeguard Background: Once a notorious bully at the summer camp, The Lifeguard tormented kids mercilessly. But one day, the campers fought back, tying him to a sack of bowling balls—one for each victim—and throwing him into the lake. Now,…Read more
  • Li Hua – The White Fox Spirit
    Li Hua “Another stakeout. At this point, I think I sleep more in my car than in my bed.” Monster Type: Mythical 70s Foxy Lady Background: Li Hua was a tough, no-nonsense policewoman in the 1970s who kept the streets clean, until the day she discovered an ancient tablet during an investigation. The tablet cursed…Read more
  • Delilah – The Sultry Sheriff Specter
    Delilah “I think you’ll find, that gold you’re carrying is mine.” Monster Type: Ghost Sheriff Background: After holding off a band of ruthless outlaws for four days, Delilah’s heroic stand came to a tragic end when she succumbed to thirst. Now a ghostly gunslinger, Delilah leads The Bullies with deadly precision. Armed with her trusty…Read more
  • Clara – The Bewitched Ballerina
    Clara “One turn. Two Turns. Three Turns and the musicbox starts to play…” Monster Type: Ghost Ballerina Background: Once a graceful ballerina, Clara made a dark deal that left her trapped in a body of porcelain. Over the years, her once-perfect form has cracked, with pieces of her missing, but where there are gaps, golden…Read more
  • Kate O’Nine – The Playful Predator
    Kate O’Nine “Honey, you followed the wrong person, down the wrong alley.” Monster Type: Human Killer Cat Background: With a grin as wide as her reputation, Kate O’Nine is a slick, sly greaser who loves the thrill of the chase. Inspired by the female greasers of the ’50s, Kate’s leather jacket and vintage hot rod…Read more
  • Isolde – The Iridescent Insect Queen
    Isolde “Slassssrghh. Teerrrroorrrr. *clicking noises.” Monster Type: Monster Insect Queen Background: Once a brilliant scientist, Isolde’s hubris led to her downfall. She often bullied Rex, a fellow scientist at a neighboring lab, underestimating his quiet intellect. But when a catastrophic experiment merged their work, Isolde’s fate was sealed. Rex, out of revenge, removed her from…Read more
  • Terry – The Evil Clown Car
    Terry “Honk Honk. Hoooooonk. HOoOoOoOnk!” Monster Type: Monster Clown Car Background: Terry was once an ordinary clown car packed with 38 clowns, performing in a circus act that delighted and terrified audiences alike. But one fateful day, an accident flattened the car, and all 38 clowns inside tragically died. After the incident, a mad mechanic…Read more
  • Max – The Sinister Scarecrow
    Max “Wait…the crows said what about me?” Monster Type: Monster Scarecrow Background: Max was never meant to come to life. Built as a simple Halloween decoration for the Mystical Mansion, he was just a straw-stuffed scarecrow with a menacing wrestler’s mask, meant to stand guard during the spooky season. But when Ankesenamun and the other…Read more
  • Rex – The Radioactive Revenant
    Rex “I have seen the splinters of time and the cascading realities that permeate from the dust.” Monster Type: Monster Radioactive Being Background: Once a nerdy, shy scientist always overshadowed by his colleagues, Rex was particularly picked on by Isolde, a fellow researcher at a neighboring lab. In an attempt to prove his brilliance, Rex…Read more
  • Elizabeth – The Enticing Executioner
    Elizabeth “A balanced and sharp blade is the key to a clean execution of any plan.” Monster Type: Ghost Executioner Background: Elizabeth was an executioner with a dark secret. She used her position to steal the souls of those she executed, storing them in her enchanted sword to fuel her quest for immortality. But when…Read more
  • Captain Mercury – The Phantasmal Pirate Queen
    Captain Mercury “As long as we all agree I’m the star of this band of pirates, we won’t have a problem.” Monster Type: Mythical Pirate Background: Captain Mercury was the fiercest pirate queen to ever sail the seven seas. Known for his unparalleled mastery of the tides and his ruthless pursuit of treasure, he struck…Read more
  • Genesis – The Gargoyle Guardian
    Genesis “Can I, a demon with a heart of stone, ever truly find love?” Monster Type: Monster Gargoyle Background: Genesis is an ancient rock creature that has stood vigil over the highest points of churches and cathedrals for centuries. Originally created to ward off evil spirits, Genesis was forgotten as time passed, blending into the…Read more
  • Leon – The Luminous Apparition
    Leon “If you can get all the Leon splinters to play, we would have enough people for a game of dodgeball.” Monster Type: Ghost Astronaut Background: Leon was once a brave astronaut, chosen to test the limits of human exposure to space. With each spacewalk, he ventured further into the unknown, pushing the boundaries of…Read more
  • Blair – The Hexing Wanderer
    Blair “Rune.” “Lace.” “Arsenic.” “Sonic” “Candle.” With our power combined, we are Coven of Janet.” Monster Type: Mythical Gothic Witch Background: Blair may be a teenage witch, but she’s far from your typical high school student. Embracing her dark, gothic style, Blair wields magic with a rebellious attitude and a sarcastic wit. Born into a…Read more
  • Ankhesenamun – The Mummy Princess
    Ankhesenamun “For the record, if I don’t make it out of here, don’t put me down for mummification again.” Monster Type: Undead Mummy Background: Once a powerful queen of ancient Egypt, Ankhesenamun was long thought to be lost to time, her mummified remains sealed within a museum exhibit. But everything changed when a curious kid…Read more
  • Amber – The Virtual Phantom
    Amber “Don’t speak to me like I’m User. My worth is equal to millions of users!” Monster Type: Ghost A.I. Being Background: Melissa was a brilliant tech genius who revolutionized virtual reality by creating a living video game—a fully immersive world governed by advanced artificial intelligence. In her ambition to push the boundaries of science,…Read more
  • Serena – The Prideful Ghost
    Serena “There is no where you can hide that will conceal your heartbeat to me.” Monster Type: Ghost Cheerleader Background: Serena was determined to show everyone at her ten-year reunion that she could still fit into her cheerleading outfit. With pom-poms in hand and a confidence only she could muster, she stepped onto the stage,…Read more
  • Fred – The Zombie Lich
    Fred “I like turtles.” Monster Type: Undead Zombie Background: Deep in the bowels of the mansion, Fred the Zombie Lich resides in the lower basements, far from the light of day. Once a powerful sorcerer, Fred’s lust for immortality led him to embrace undeath, transforming into a lich to extend his lifespan indefinitely. But over…Read more