Alluring Allies

The Card Game Based on a Show That Was Never Meant to Air

In 1994, a late-night pilot aired once.

Then disappeared — except in whispers, fan zines, and bootleg tapes.

Now, it’s back… as a card game.

Originally pitched in 1987 as a horror–educational anthology for public television, Alluring Allies was abruptly pulled before its full season aired. Only a few surviving episodes remain — and now, thanks to dedicated fans, the show has found new life through cards, comics, and collectibles.

“I saw it once, late at night. I don’t think I was supposed to.” – Terry
“My brother had the dice. He doesn’t anymore.” – Tim, 1993
“I’m pretty sure I used to rent that for the boys.” – Rod’s mom

The Game Inspired by the Show That Inspired Nightmares

Each Alluring Ally is a cosmetic variant for Patrol: A Coloring Card Game — a strange little game once found in TV guide inserts, cereal boxes, and haunted community centers. Shuffle them into your deck to unleash new interactions, twisted combinations, and uncolorable consequences.

Each card in Alluring Allies introduces a variant version of a Patrol role — not just reskinned, but reimagined with new names, sinister twists, and character lore ripped from the cutting room floor.

These aren’t just new faces. They’re fan-favorites that were removed from the original airing. You can shuffle them directly into your Patrol decks… at your own risk.

These cards are plug-and-play — no new rules to learn. Just shuffle them in and explore creepy synergies with your favorite roles. They match all Patrol templates and coloring styles.

These trading cards aren’t just merch — they’re reproductions of notes, sketches, and redacted bios from Uncle Slasher’s original guidebook. Each card profiles a cast member, episode cryptid, or unaired segment with chilling precision. Some say the original guide was a prop. Others say it was the showrunner’s journal. The truth is packed inside each wax-sealed pack… along with the scent of mildew and fear.

This ultra-limited set features all the ghostly allies from Alluring Allies, printed on transparent plastic cards that fade into the table like real apparitions.

Every card in the Ghost Set is a spectral version of an existing ally — with hollow outlines, whisper-thin borders, and missing metadata. Some even arrive with misprints, intentional or… otherwise

Uncle Slasher’s Guidebook

Part manual. Part memoir. Part evidence. Once handed out at a regional fan convention in 1996. Now painstakingly reprinted, coffee stains and all.

Long thought lost to time (and possibly a warehouse fire), Uncle Slasher’s Alluring Allies Guidebook was originally a 44-page zine printed in 1994 for cast, crew, and a handful of unlucky convention-goers at Channel 38’s “Off-Air Fan Expo.”

The version you’re holding? A high-quality preservation scan of a photocopy of the only surviving copy — complete with redacted margins, taped-over notes, and handwritten page numbers that change if you leave it alone too long.

This convention copy includes:

Character bios from the unaired episodes
“Uncle Slasher’s Rules for Staying Alive on Set”
Mystery inserts: fake coupons, “episode previews,” and one burned corner

For legal reasons, we cannot confirm the guidebook was ever officially released. For moral reasons, we probably shouldn’t be printing it now.

Faithful to the original 1994 layout
Scanned from preserved fan archives
Includes margin notes, fake ads, and taped-over redactions
Most Likely Haunted
Scan of Scary Gary’s Original distribution copy
Mostly in Color!

The Alluring Allies Wiki

A recovered archive of every known Alluring Allies episode, character, artifact, and broadcast anomaly. Compiled by fans, insiders, and survivors.

Long before streaming and bootlegs, fans of Alluring Allies relied on notes, forum threads, and half-recorded VHS tapes to document what they saw — or thought they saw.

This wiki is a reconstruction of that effort. Here you’ll find episode summaries, character sightings, casting rumors, and show notes pulled from broadcast logs and handwritten timelines.

Some entries are verified. Some are clearly faked. Others… have been updated recently, even though no one claims to run the site.

The Alluring Allies

Mirabelle – The Mermaid’s Malice

Mirabelle “I will wear your starfish modesty stickers but I...

Lysandra – The Fiery Firefighter Phantom

Lysandra “Isn’t fire just like the coolest thing ever?” Monster...

Aria – The Air Hostess Haunt

Aria “And if you look to your left, that’s the...

Rex – The Radioactive Revenant

Rex “I have seen the splinters of time and the...

SUPAH128 Cartridge Archive

The SUPAH128 Cartridge (12-Week Window)
Recovered. Reformatted. Reimagined.

In the lead-up to Christmas 1994, Aystryl Technological Innovations released the SUPAH128 Player — a high-resolution cartridge-based video system aimed at replacing VHS in homes and classrooms.

Each cartridge could store up to an hour of audiovisual content and was inserted into one of two top-mounted slots on the sleek, low-profile console. Playback was controlled via mechanical chapter buttons and a wired remote, while the system output through red/white audio cables and a strange four-channel RGBY visual setup, including a yellow signal that no consumer TV at the time could properly decode.

The player also featured a rear expansion port, allowing additional cartridges to be daisy-chained for continuous playback — a concept far ahead of its time.

The SUPAH128 line vanished after just 12 weeks on shelves. Some blame its complexity, others its fragility. But many believe the Alluring Allies exclusive distribution deal only served to curse the SUPAH128.

SUPAH128 Cartridges

Format: 128-bit Custom EPROM

Shell Dimensions: 200x200x50mm

Run Window: Oct 1994 – Dec 1994

Known Defects: Static bleed, Auto-loop lock, Essence Decay

Episodes

Episode #9 Alluring Allies and the Dark Tone

The mansion is attacked and Siobhan is the target of...

Episode #13 Alluring Allies and the Treaty of Peace

Alluring Allies is back and its same but also different!...

Episode #2 Alluring Allies and the Beacon of Hope

Valeria and the Cool Kids head into town for some...

Episode #31 Alluring Allies and the Alien Invasion

Something alien has invaded the Mystery Mansion. Featuring: Leon –...

Recovered Merch & Haunted Memorabilia

A chunky, overengineered abomination of a die — this 66.6mm six-sider features a scale model of the Haunted Mansion and the Hedge Maze.
Dice have been purposely cursed, with care.

Alluring Allies Logo Tee – Broadcast-style block logo with light static fade.
The Pumpkin Shirt – Jack-o’-lantern logo with “Channel 38” branding in small text.
Spider’s Web Tee – All-black with a faint web that only shows under direct light.

Team Tees – Varsity-styled designs for Team Dollhouse, Team Pumpkin, Team Radio, and others… wear at your own risk during gameplay.

3D printed from what’s believed to be the original prop layout, this modular terrain kit includes dozens of hedge wall segments, gate markers, and fountain centerpiece.

Can be arranged to match Episode 04 (“The Girl with No Path”) or randomized for your own escape.

Inspired by compact toys of the ‘90s, this collapsible artifact opens to reveal a full floorplan of the Haunted Mansion inside — with the hedge maze out front and hidden staircases between layers.
Each Pocket Culture holds fragments of a culture lost to static: ghost guests, mismatched furniture, and looping rituals.

From convention bootlegs to studio prototypes, a variety of Alluring Allies merchandise has resurfaced in recent years. Some are fan-made. Some were sold at mall kiosks in 1995. A few still show up in estate sales, storage units, or dropped off anonymously at flea markets.

What we offer here are faithful reproductions and remasters — preserved and produced in Middleboro, Massachusetts.

Uncle Slasher Wiki page

So little is officially known about Alluring Allies. What aired? What didn’t? Why was it region-locked to the New England market? Who’s responsible for the recurring symbol in Episodes 5, 9, and 12?

We’ve compiled what we can into the Uncle Slasher Wiki Page — a fan-led, lore-soaked rabbit hole of production trivia, character theories, episode summaries, and interviews we may or may not have written ourselves.

Each episode has its own entry.

Some update on their own.
Some… weren’t even posted by us.

“Uncle Slasher is the central figure of one of the most bizarre and enduring urban legends in American pop culture.

Known originally for his line of cheap Halloween costumes sold in New England gas stations during the late 1970s, his name has since become tied to a series of strange disappearances, a cult horror media franchise, and a spiraling web of conspiracy theories. He started out as a fringe character in a niche market but grew into a national icon of unease. The deeper fans dug, the more they uncovered disturbing overlaps between his appearances and local tragedies. Over the decades, his name became inseparable from a strange mix of nostalgia, horror, and conspiratorial obsession.”