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Clara-The Bewitched Ballerina

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Once a graceful ballerina, Clara made a dark deal that left her trapped in a body of porcelain. Over the years, her once-perfect form has cracked, with pieces of her missing, but where there are gaps, golden seams now fill in the cracks. Clara’s delicate exterior hides a dangerous edge—though she may look fragile, her movements are swift, sharp, and precise. As second-in-command of The Bullies, Clara often watches over the beach from the arcade terrace, her silent, cracked face betraying none of the power she wields. There’s a haunting beauty to her form, but don’t be fooled—those cracks hold stories of broken promises and shattered dreams. Cross Clara, and you might find yourself dancing on the edge of a nightmare.

“One turn. Two Turns. Three Turns and the musicbox starts to play…” – Clara

STATS

ACTION: 6 DEFENSE: 7 MAGIC: 8

TYPE: Ballerina

CLASS: Rogue

MAIN SKILL: Acrobatics

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #22 Alluring Allies and the Hallowdeck of Horror 4

The Hallowdeck is malfunctioning again and the salesman is not calling back.

Kate O’Nine-The Playful Predator

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With a grin as wide as her reputation, Kate O’Nine is a slick, sly greaser who loves the thrill of the chase. Inspired by the female greasers of the ’50s, Kate’s leather jacket and vintage hot rod aesthetic set her apart from the others. But her signature feature is her Glasgow smile, a self-inflicted cut that stretches from ear to ear, giving her a permanent, unsettling grin. Hanging out in the beach parking lot and stand area, Kate exudes cool confidence, always ready to rev up her bike and torment those who cross her path. Her deadly games of cat and mouse keep her entertained, and with her quick reflexes and street smarts, she’s always one step ahead. Kate may seem carefree, but her twisted sense of humor makes her a dangerous foe, and her smile is the last thing many see before she leaves them in the dust.

“Honey, you followed the wrong person, down the wrong alley.” – Kate O’Nine

STATS

ACTION: 6 DEFENSE: 8 MAGIC: 4

TYPE: Killer Cat

CLASS: Fence

MAIN SKILL: Disassemble

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #23 Alluring Allies and the Musical Episode

The Alluring Allies have a shared episode with different characters breaking into song.

Isolde-The Iridescent Insect Queen

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Once a brilliant scientist, Isolde’s hubris led to her downfall. She often bullied Rex, a fellow scientist at a neighboring lab, underestimating his quiet intellect. But when a catastrophic experiment merged their work, Isolde’s fate was sealed. Rex, out of revenge, removed her from the evacuation alerts, and the combination of her insect research and his twisted experiment turned her into a humanoid insect creature. Now, Isolde’s once brilliant mind is lost to the primal instincts of the insect world, her body forever changed. With a swarm of bugs at her command, she seeks dominance in the mansion, her sharp exoskeleton and hive mind making her a formidable force among The Bullies. And while she may have once ruled the lab, Isolde now rules the darkest corners of the mansion—where even her former peers dare not tread.

“Slassssrghh. Teerrrroorrrr. *clicking noises.” – Isolde

STATS

ACTION: 6 DEFENSE: 7 MAGIC: 8

TYPE: Insect Queen

CLASS: Sniper

MAIN SKILL: Meticulous

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #24 Alluring Allies and the Exiled Ones

The Alluring Allies and town come to the same conclusion in this gripping season finale.

Terry-The Evil Clown Car

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Terry was once an ordinary clown car packed with 38 clowns, performing in a circus act that delighted and terrified audiences alike. But one fateful day, an accident flattened the car, and all 38 clowns inside tragically died. After the incident, a mad mechanic decided to rebuild the car, unknowingly summoning the spirits of the clowns to haunt their former vehicle. Now, Terry is the twisted, malevolent union of 38 ghosts, each possessing the rebuilt car and using it to wreak havoc. With honks, squeaks, and chaotic energy, Terry rolls through the mansion grounds, unleashing bizarre, clownish terror wherever it goes. Whether it’s spewing balloon animals or summoning spectral clowns to do its bidding, Terry is as unpredictable as it is creepy. And you’ll hear the haunting sound of circus music before it arrives.

“Honk Honk. Hoooooonk. HOoOoOoOnk!” – Terry

STATS

ACTION: 8 DEFENSE: 10 MAGIC: 3

TYPE: Clown Car

CLASS: Brawler

MAIN SKILL: Encumbrance

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #25 Alluring Allies and the Town Faire

The Alluring Allies head to a renaissance faire while Terry and the clowns torture Benny.

Max-The Sinister Scarecrow

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Max was never meant to come to life. Built as a simple Halloween decoration for the Mystical Mansion, he was just a straw-stuffed scarecrow with a menacing wrestler’s mask, meant to stand guard during the spooky season. But when Ankesenamun and the other Nerds decided it would be funny to animate him, they realized too late they couldn’t undo the spell. Now, Max roams the mansion as a living, walking scarecrow with no real experience scaring crows—and it shows. The crows that linger around the mansion take great delight in taunting him, and Max is constantly at odds with his new life. Though his wrestling-inspired moves make him a formidable fighter, his inexperience with actual crow-scaring leaves him feeling like a bit of a misfit. Still, he’s loyal to the Allies, and when push comes to shove, Max will lay the smackdown on any intruders.

“Wait…the crows said what about me?” – Max

STATS

ACTION: 4 DEFENSE: 8 MAGIC: 9

TYPE: Scarecrow

CLASS: Berserker

MAIN SKILL: Fury

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #26 Alluring Allies and the Birds of Chaos

Halloween is around the corner and the team decided to put up decorations in the maze.

Rex-The Radioactive Revenant

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Once a nerdy, shy scientist always overshadowed by his colleagues, Rex was particularly picked on by Isolde, a fellow researcher at a neighboring lab. In an attempt to prove his brilliance, Rex set off a highly experimental reaction, trying to tie the strings of string theory together. The result was a catastrophic braided reaction that warped not only his lab but the neighboring lab as well, transforming Rex into a muscular, time-bending behemoth. Now, Rex sees the world in splintering moments, able to manipulate time in bursts of controlled chaos. No longer the quiet nerd, he’s a towering force to be reckoned with, using his newfound strength and time-manipulation powers to reshape reality. Though he’s embraced his new form, Rex’s thirst for revenge against those who mocked him still burns, especially toward Isolde.

“I have seen the splinters of time and the cascading realities that permeate from the dust.” – Rex

STATS

ACTION: 9 DEFENSE: 9 MAGIC: 4

TYPE: Radioactive Being

CLASS: Warlord

MAIN SKILL: Destruction

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #27 Alluring Allies and the Splinters of Mystery

Numerous team members start to act funny and The Nerds investigate.

Elizabeth-The Enticing Executioner

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Elizabeth was an executioner with a dark secret. She used her position to steal the souls of those she executed, storing them in her enchanted sword to fuel her quest for immortality. But when the king discovered her twisted rituals, he ordered her to be beheaded. What the king didn’t know was that Elizabeth needed one final soul to complete her spell—and that soul was her own. Upon her execution, the spell was completed, granting her immortality, though she remains without her head. Now, as a headless executioner, Elizabeth roams the mansion, her sword still carrying the trapped souls of the condemned. With her ghostly sword in hand, she seeks revenge against those who wronged her, all while using her dark powers to continue adding to her collection of souls.

“A balanced and sharp blade is the key to a clean execution of any plan.” – Elizabeth

STATS

ACTION: 9 DEFENSE: 8 MAGIC: 7

TYPE: Executioner

CLASS: Soldier

MAIN SKILL: Leverage

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #28 Alluring Allies and the Hallowdeck of Horror 5

This thing malfunctions more than it functions and it leads to a public domain filled episode.

Captain Mercury-The Phantasmal Pirate Queen

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Captain Mercury was the fiercest pirate queen to ever sail the seven seas. Known for his unparalleled mastery of the tides and his ruthless pursuit of treasure, he struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to cross his path. However, Mercury’s ambition led him into a forbidden pact with an ancient sea spirit, one that granted him supernatural control over the ocean—but at a cost. Cursed to wander the afterlife, Captain Mercury now commands a ghostly ship that sails through mist and shadow, seeking out the souls of the living to expand his spectral fleet. While bound to protect the Mystical Mansion’s shores, his heart remains tied to the ocean, forever hunting for the treasure and power he once craved. His ghostly crew follows him into the fog, where the sound of his cursed ship’s bell is the last thing his enemies hear before they meet their doom.

“As long as we all agree I’m the star of this band of pirates, we won’t have a problem.” – Captain Mercury

STATS

ACTION: 8 DEFENSE: 8 MAGIC: 7

TYPE: Pirate

CLASS: Fighter

MAIN SKILL: Athletics

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #29 Alluring Allies and the Endless Booty

The Alluring Allies headed to the beach and The Jocks try to find buried treasure.

Genesis-The Gargoyle Guardian

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Genesis is an ancient rock creature that has stood vigil over the highest points of churches and cathedrals for centuries. Originally created to ward off evil spirits, Genesis was forgotten as time passed, blending into the architecture and hiding in plain sight. But as darkness began to creep back into the world, Genesis awakened, now serving as a silent protector of the Mystical Mansion. With skin as hard as stone and the ability to meld into any rocky surface, Genesis is an indomitable force when it comes to defending the mansion. Though he rarely speaks, his presence is always felt, and his ancient wisdom is unmatched. With the power to channel the strength of the earth, Genesis remains ever watchful, waiting for the moment when he is called upon to protect his allies from the forces of darkness.

“Can I, a demon with a heart of stone, ever truly find love?” – Genesis

STATS

ACTION: 10 DEFENSE: 9 MAGIC: 6

TYPE: Gargoyle

CLASS: Palydin

MAIN SKILL: Construction

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #30 Alluring Allies and the Stone of Love

Genesis loves one of the statues at the mansion and swears its a gargoyle they need to save.

Leon-The Luminous Apparition

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Leon was once a brave astronaut, chosen to test the limits of human exposure to space. With each spacewalk, he ventured further into the unknown, pushing the boundaries of human endurance. But on one fateful mission, Leon drifted too far and never returned. Now, his ghostly form haunts the mansion, floating through its halls like he once floated in the void of space. Dressed in his luminous astronaut suit, Leon radiates a cold, eerie glow, his helmet hiding the face that once gazed at the stars. Though he’s long since passed, his connection to the cosmos remains strong, and his spectral presence is both a warning and a reminder of the dangers of pushing too far into the unknown. When Leon appears, you can feel the chill of space creep in behind him, as if the void is never far away.

“If you can get all the Leon splinters to play, we would have enough people for a game of dodgeball.” – Leon

STATS

ACTION: 7 DEFENSE: 9 MAGIC: 6

TYPE: Astronaut

CLASS: Wizlock

MAIN SKILL: Knowledge

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #31 Alluring Allies and the Alien Invasion

Something alien has invaded the Mystery Mansion.