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Terry-The Evil Clown Car

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Terry was once an ordinary clown car packed with 38 clowns, performing in a circus act that delighted and terrified audiences alike. But one fateful day, an accident flattened the car, and all 38 clowns inside tragically died. After the incident, a mad mechanic decided to rebuild the car, unknowingly summoning the spirits of the clowns to haunt their former vehicle. Now, Terry is the twisted, malevolent union of 38 ghosts, each possessing the rebuilt car and using it to wreak havoc. With honks, squeaks, and chaotic energy, Terry rolls through the mansion grounds, unleashing bizarre, clownish terror wherever it goes. Whether it’s spewing balloon animals or summoning spectral clowns to do its bidding, Terry is as unpredictable as it is creepy. And you’ll hear the haunting sound of circus music before it arrives.

“Honk Honk. Hoooooonk. HOoOoOoOnk!” – Terry

STATS

ACTION: 8 DEFENSE: 10 MAGIC: 3

TYPE: Clown Car

CLASS: Brawler

MAIN SKILL: Encumbrance

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #25 Alluring Allies and the Town Faire

The Alluring Allies head to a renaissance faire while Terry and the clowns torture Benny.

Max-The Sinister Scarecrow

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Max was never meant to come to life. Built as a simple Halloween decoration for the Mystical Mansion, he was just a straw-stuffed scarecrow with a menacing wrestler’s mask, meant to stand guard during the spooky season. But when Ankesenamun and the other Nerds decided it would be funny to animate him, they realized too late they couldn’t undo the spell. Now, Max roams the mansion as a living, walking scarecrow with no real experience scaring crows—and it shows. The crows that linger around the mansion take great delight in taunting him, and Max is constantly at odds with his new life. Though his wrestling-inspired moves make him a formidable fighter, his inexperience with actual crow-scaring leaves him feeling like a bit of a misfit. Still, he’s loyal to the Allies, and when push comes to shove, Max will lay the smackdown on any intruders.

“Wait…the crows said what about me?” – Max

STATS

ACTION: 4 DEFENSE: 8 MAGIC: 9

TYPE: Scarecrow

CLASS: Berserker

MAIN SKILL: Fury

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #26 Alluring Allies and the Birds of Chaos

Halloween is around the corner and the team decided to put up decorations in the maze.

Rex-The Radioactive Revenant

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Once a nerdy, shy scientist always overshadowed by his colleagues, Rex was particularly picked on by Isolde, a fellow researcher at a neighboring lab. In an attempt to prove his brilliance, Rex set off a highly experimental reaction, trying to tie the strings of string theory together. The result was a catastrophic braided reaction that warped not only his lab but the neighboring lab as well, transforming Rex into a muscular, time-bending behemoth. Now, Rex sees the world in splintering moments, able to manipulate time in bursts of controlled chaos. No longer the quiet nerd, he’s a towering force to be reckoned with, using his newfound strength and time-manipulation powers to reshape reality. Though he’s embraced his new form, Rex’s thirst for revenge against those who mocked him still burns, especially toward Isolde.

“I have seen the splinters of time and the cascading realities that permeate from the dust.” – Rex

STATS

ACTION: 9 DEFENSE: 9 MAGIC: 4

TYPE: Radioactive Being

CLASS: Warlord

MAIN SKILL: Destruction

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #27 Alluring Allies and the Splinters of Mystery

Numerous team members start to act funny and The Nerds investigate.

Elizabeth-The Enticing Executioner

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Elizabeth was an executioner with a dark secret. She used her position to steal the souls of those she executed, storing them in her enchanted sword to fuel her quest for immortality. But when the king discovered her twisted rituals, he ordered her to be beheaded. What the king didn’t know was that Elizabeth needed one final soul to complete her spell—and that soul was her own. Upon her execution, the spell was completed, granting her immortality, though she remains without her head. Now, as a headless executioner, Elizabeth roams the mansion, her sword still carrying the trapped souls of the condemned. With her ghostly sword in hand, she seeks revenge against those who wronged her, all while using her dark powers to continue adding to her collection of souls.

“A balanced and sharp blade is the key to a clean execution of any plan.” – Elizabeth

STATS

ACTION: 9 DEFENSE: 8 MAGIC: 7

TYPE: Executioner

CLASS: Soldier

MAIN SKILL: Leverage

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #28 Alluring Allies and the Hallowdeck of Horror 5

This thing malfunctions more than it functions and it leads to a public domain filled episode.

Captain Mercury-The Phantasmal Pirate Queen

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Captain Mercury was the fiercest pirate queen to ever sail the seven seas. Known for his unparalleled mastery of the tides and his ruthless pursuit of treasure, he struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to cross his path. However, Mercury’s ambition led him into a forbidden pact with an ancient sea spirit, one that granted him supernatural control over the ocean—but at a cost. Cursed to wander the afterlife, Captain Mercury now commands a ghostly ship that sails through mist and shadow, seeking out the souls of the living to expand his spectral fleet. While bound to protect the Mystical Mansion’s shores, his heart remains tied to the ocean, forever hunting for the treasure and power he once craved. His ghostly crew follows him into the fog, where the sound of his cursed ship’s bell is the last thing his enemies hear before they meet their doom.

“As long as we all agree I’m the star of this band of pirates, we won’t have a problem.” – Captain Mercury

STATS

ACTION: 8 DEFENSE: 8 MAGIC: 7

TYPE: Pirate

CLASS: Fighter

MAIN SKILL: Athletics

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #29 Alluring Allies and the Endless Booty

The Alluring Allies headed to the beach and The Jocks try to find buried treasure.

Genesis-The Gargoyle Guardian

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Genesis is an ancient rock creature that has stood vigil over the highest points of churches and cathedrals for centuries. Originally created to ward off evil spirits, Genesis was forgotten as time passed, blending into the architecture and hiding in plain sight. But as darkness began to creep back into the world, Genesis awakened, now serving as a silent protector of the Mystical Mansion. With skin as hard as stone and the ability to meld into any rocky surface, Genesis is an indomitable force when it comes to defending the mansion. Though he rarely speaks, his presence is always felt, and his ancient wisdom is unmatched. With the power to channel the strength of the earth, Genesis remains ever watchful, waiting for the moment when he is called upon to protect his allies from the forces of darkness.

“Can I, a demon with a heart of stone, ever truly find love?” – Genesis

STATS

ACTION: 10 DEFENSE: 9 MAGIC: 6

TYPE: Gargoyle

CLASS: Palydin

MAIN SKILL: Construction

FEATURED EPISODE

Episode #30 Alluring Allies and the Stone of Love

Genesis loves one of the statues at the mansion and swears its a gargoyle they need to save.