With the friendly charm of a blue-collar dad and the appetite of a predator, The Critic may seem like your average, movie-quoting guy at first. But underneath that affable exterior is a hunger that can’t be satisfied by popcorn and soda. He hunts down his victims, eats them, and offers his brutal, honest review on how they “taste.” The Critic lives for the thrill of the hunt and the satisfaction of judging every meal he devours, complete with a side of snarky commentary. He’s the anti-thesis to the refined, high-class cannibal archetype—The Critic keeps it simple, making movie references as he grills you, both literally and metaphorically. Beware his friendly demeanor—it’s the last thing you’ll see before becoming his next meal.
“I got everything for the big game. Betty’s Smoke Sausage, Josh’s 7 Layer Dip, Racks of Tyler’s Ribs.” – The Critic
STATS
ACTION: 8 DEFENSE: 8 MAGIC: 2
TYPE: Cannibal
CLASS: Shaman
MAIN SKILL: Culinary
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